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my name's duff and im lame but im cool ---------- cake addict ----------------

don't mention duff mckagan to me and this is why

you should also check out kendra's rad blog cause she my supah cool gf

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glowcloud:

straight men are so weird why dont you go fuck the pillsbury doughboy go eat the michelin mans ass

glowcloud:

straight men are so weird why dont you go fuck the pillsbury doughboy go eat the michelin mans ass

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

reblog if fuck

queering101:

shittycity:

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Homophobes ruined society for me.

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maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

collegehumor:

Comic artist and illustrator Denis Medri reimagined Star Wars as an awesome 1980’s high school. These are definitely the cool droids you were looking for. 

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curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive